Hillary and Ponies
This has been around for a month, but my carrier pigeon ran into some rough weather over Oklahoma, so I got it late. It could be really late, if Indiana votes for BEREXIT, Bernie’s exit.
HILLARY AND PONIES
Bernie: “I think America should get a pony.”
Hillary: “How will you pay for the pony? Where will the pony come from? How will you get Congress to agree to the pony?”
Bernie: “Hillary thinks America doesn’t deserve a pony.”
Bernie Supporters: “Hilary hates ponies!”
Hillary: “Actually, I love ponies.”
Bernie Supporters: “She changed her position on ponies! #WhichHillary #WitchHillary”
Headline: HILLARY REFUSES TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN A PONY.
Debate Moderator: “Hillary, how do you feel when people say you lie about ponies?”
US Uncut Headline: Congressional Inquiry into Clinton’s Pony Lies.
Twitter trending: #ponygate
May 3, 2016 @ 9:01 pm
Very funny and sadly accurate. See you on the Cape Kate.
May 6, 2016 @ 3:19 pm
When I posted this on FB, one of the humorless Sanderistas exclaimed “Bernie never said anything about ponies!” Sigh.
May 12, 2016 @ 11:45 am
I’m being totally serious when I say, I think they are putting something in our water. I don’t know who “they” are, and I’m not talking about Flint, Michigan either. When people aren’t generally angry, they seem stuck endlessly, irrevocably on stupid.
May 20, 2016 @ 11:40 am
See, President Clinton had day several times that what he did was wrong. Hillary dismiss it and seems to forgive him.
Saying what I did was wrong doesn’t cut it for posterity. Correction does!
People civil rights jailed for minor crimes should be restored so they can vote.
May 20, 2016 @ 11:43 am
Meant to say ‘had said’, and other grammar corrections…