2020
Breaking Brand news, Darlings! I am now a certified ZUMORIST* – an expert practitioner of Zumor, i.e. Zoom humor. Could your business, friend or family Zoom meeting use a few laughs? Hire me as your yellow-highlighted secret square, your Paula Lynde square, your bat mitzvah Zoomler. Comedy is all about timing. It takes a pro to work that annoying nano-second delay to hilarious effect. In my bag of tricks: the fake freeze, the pretend mute, the falling asleep Zoomer, the drunken Zoomer and the motion-sickness-inducing Zoomer doing his 15 flights of stairs workout. You provide the Dramamine; I’ve got the chops and the props.
*var: Zumourist in Canadian
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