For which Olympic event would you most like to be the color commentator?
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July 28, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Oh I would have to be the color commentator for the soft ball team.
I would so enjoy giving stats for some of the players.
“The Swedish pitcher came out at the age of 14. She has a code to her pitches that few players know about.
Low and away means your a no go in her book. Not her type.
Straight down the middle, means she’ll talk to you after the game. A I want to get to know you type pitch.
Her curve ball, now that’s a nasty pitch. The way it breaks clearly sends the message that the hitter is clearly trying to blend in with her lesbian team mates but isn’t fooling anyone.
If she hits the batter, well it’s all over with then. If she hits the batter with a pitch it means come get me right now. Please charge me so we can embrace.
I’d probably get my mic shut off rather quickly though.
August 4, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
I’m not sure what a color commentator is, but the women’s diving events need lesbian commentary like women need chocolate! All those sleek, wet women’s bodies – the strength, the flexibility, the little teeny splash, underwater footage — I can’t wait! Woof!