K8T Asks: "I'm turning 60 next month – what should I tell people to get me for my birthday?"
Kate wants to hear from you! K8T Asks: I’m turning 60 next month – what should I tell people to get me for my birthday? I always ask for world peace and an end to the oppression of women. I figure if I get the second one, there will be world peace.
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October 22, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
Well, I was going to say puppy, but…
October 22, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
I would love for you to have a comedy special on major tv networks so people who wouldn’t normally hear a lesbian comedian can see that she’s a human being just like everybody else in the world.
October 29, 2007 @ 11:33 am
How about an attorney general who believes that water boarding is torture no matter how it is done. Lets all email Patrick Leahy and support him in sidelining Mukaseys nomination. Better no attorney general than one that isnt sure water boarding is torture. I also think you should request no bombing of Iran, emails from all the gay people in the USA to their respective congress people. Happy birthday Kate Clinton and many more, you are brilliant.
October 31, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
constant adoration from your fans for providing us the most engaging and fun presence to ever grace a stage, but then you already have that!
From me, advanced Scrabble tips by email -already giftwarped…
November 3, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Please let us know what your favorite charities are and we will make donations in your name! Looking forward to many more year of your wit and wisdom.
November 3, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
A pony. Or 60 pieces of my favorite horse woman’s candy, Godiva Chocolates.
November 3, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
A pony. Or in lieu of the pony 60 pieces of my favorite horse woman’s candy, Godiva Chocolate. Happy Birthday.
November 7, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
For your 60th birthday, you should ask for a large assortment of sex-toys!
November 8, 2007 @ 1:33 am
I am going to send Ellen an e-mail requesting you get a spot on her show, after all, if it we not for you – she wouldn’t have a show – oh my mistake I meant she wouldn’t have a girlfriend :):):)
November 10, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
Amazing gifts for people who have everything. Sex toys in and of themselves would not be very interesting, but what about the used sex toys of famous people?
The toys would be collectors items for decades, and would increase in value, especially if owned in a series, and better if owned while the famous person is still living so they can be mortally embarrassed thirty years after the fact. So and so used this when she was nineteen, then at twenty-eight this thing, and by forty, just look at this monster, will you? Well anyway, you get the picture; although I believe that there is such a thing as too much information or inside knowledge.
At an auction or estate sale I’ll bet a butt plug wouldn’t bring down the house, nor would an item selling for under ten dollars make someone an investor(?). Now, imagine that sex toy to be Laura’s butt plug, or Hillary’s two headed dildo, Condi’s furry handcuffs, Karen’s strap-on, and Mary’s tease feathers. See what I mean?
I can hear the cash registers now, with the clicking of fingernails against plastic and the low decibel sound of the drawer rolling in and out. It’s enough to make a grown man crazy, but then so many things do.
August 2, 2008 @ 8:31 am
Your guestbook is example of middle-class guestbooks. Congratulation! I
October 3, 2008 @ 9:22 am
Your work is marvelous!!-
October 15, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
I have always wanted a compendium of novena prayers. Thank you for sharing all these prayers with us. It brings joy and happiness to everyone. I know, I do feel that way.